JURY

[Frosti]

As for everyones awards... Here they are...

Travis -- "Most WTF" -- I know that if I had a Hidden Idol and knew I was going to be eliminated, then I would use it hands down.

JP -- "Biggest Airhead" -- How JP actually THOUGHT he could've impacted the game is beyond me. He had no chance, and that's probably why he didn't even really give it a shot.

Frosti -- "Biggest Scrambler" or "Most Social" -- I had no choice but to scramble from alliance to alliance all game, and I had deals with just about everyone.

Jamie -- "The Talk With Your Boobs Award" -- Up until about a week or two ago, she's been playing this game simply as a complete flirt. However, these last two weeks she has began to use her strength and her mouth much more.

Chicken -- "The Ultimately Sidekick Award" -- I love my Chicken. He was the best.

Mia -- "The Tough Cookie Award" -- This is hands down the toughest chick in the game, and if she can somehow survive all the shit that's about to be thrown at her then she'll most likely get my vote.

JohnK -- "The Ultimate Survivor" -- This guy is fucking awesome at this game. He's survived so much shit and just made it so far despite most people thinking he'd be pegged off.

Brady -- "The Follower Award" -- Do we even know who he is??? Cuz I don't. He's simply hanging around in the shadows and doing whatever JohnK tells him to do.

Amanda -- "The Allie" -- Right now I just see her as a part of the alliance, and a huge backstabber.

Eliza -- "The Taker" -- She'll take whatever she can get, haha.

Erik -- "The Fuckup" -- He could have made the end but he chose the wrong damned side.

Sherea -- "The Outcast Bitch" -- lol, nuff said.

[Travis "Bubba" Sampson]

lol I love the jury

[Frosti]

The three of us? We're all pretty opposite if you think about it

[parvati]

Really Frosti? U are not the king of this game ur fucking retarded. Congrats u got three fucking inactives out. U make it seem like JR and James were actually here. And congrats u were an asshole and made my best friend quit. U weren't a big target. Ur mouth had constant diarrhea so no one would of voted for u to win. U were the most arrogant annoying little mosquito in this entire game. The only reason u made it this far is because people knew u were stupid. And because u constantly had shit coming out of ur mouth. U weren't a challenge threat and no one liked u other than chicken and mia. Just fucking admit that u got played. Because in ur twisted self centered mind u think u had all these people wrapped around ur finger. And really to think Erik would flip with u this round had to be the DUMBEST idea I have ever seen. Why would he want to put up with ur ass all the way to final 5? EVERYONE knew u were making deals upon deals. They were just waiting for the right time to pop ur ego. And I think it was fucking amusing. U are probably the only dumbass in this game who didn't know that John k, Amanda, Brady, Erik, and Jaime were so tight. U really should have listened to JP because he was on their fucking tribe! He was voted out by the five of them! Even Mia and Eliza knew those five were tight! So seriously I cant wait for the board to be open so u can read these peoples confessionals and u will realize u and chicken were the biggest puppets in the merge. u two were ridden like cheap whores! It's rather amusing u think u were a mastermind! Sure u blindsided Courtney but her time was coming to an end anyways. And Denise really?!?! Wat threat was she? No one liked her cause she was annoying and constantly drunk. Kinda like ur skeezy ass!So go ahead claim ur the kingpin but really u were the yasur fives biggest Cheap Whore so congrats u got played EPICALLY! So I want to know what tribal council besides the one where u left. Did change alliances? U voted with the yasur EVERY TIME! Sure u may have cut deals but all these people still in had other deals they planned on sticking to. Mia wanted an all girls alliance and would of taken u out dispite wat u think. Eiza is mia's #1 allie she would of fucked u over too. Chicken I don't think he even had a game plan other than to have his head up ur ass all game long. As for the other five I won't reveal their inner alliances but since Leann left they have been planning on being the final five. They picked u as their bitch because u are so arropgant it makes u almost look retarded. U were so blinded by ur big ego u couldn't see the big picture. U were just possibly the biggest tool in this game. U had SEVERAL times to change the outcome of this game. But u failed epically. And that 5 way alliance u thought Amanda, Jaime, and John K bought is funny as shit. Cause based on their confessionals they didn't buy it for one fucking second. So but for now I am done talking to ur skanky ass

[Frosti]

Parv, I love it how you're taking your "Ami Quitting" anger out on me. I ratted your sorry ass out, and you're STILL fucking pissed about it. Hell, you're SO angry that you're saying I was a dumb cheap bitch this entire game... Well little lady, you couldn't be any wronger. I disagree wtih basically everything you said. I'm not like other people, I can manipulate others with my arms tied behind my back, my legs chopped off, all while I'm both deaf, mute, and blind. I'm just that good, baby. Also, let us not forget about my good old Frosti charm. I simply messed up and told Erik my master plan one day to early. If I hadn't told him when I did then I would still be dominating this game.

... Maybe with my million bucks I would pick you up off your corner and give you a couple dollars for a quick BJ. Thanks babe, not lay off of me unless you wanna gimme a lil' suckin. ktnx

[John 'J.P' Palyok]

Hahahahahahaha you Frosti are the epidemy of someone who talks out of their ass. I have never ever met someone who does so much of it.


After this game is over and you read my confessional maybe you'll see just how much I had done to survive...and I would've survived if it wasn't for total dipshits like you and Chicken.


Oh and as for you being some sort of puppeteer...the only real vote I can see that was a good strategic move on your part was Courtney's. Every other decision you made in this game was completely idiotic.


Even alligning with Chicken. I hope you realise that by aligning with him, he made you look 10 times more stupid than you actually are, and 10 times more of a coattailer.



Anyway I will say one thing. If you had aligned with me or me and Travis, you would've made it a hell of a lot further than you did. I will admit that you most likely would've been voted off after Jaime, John K, Brady, Amanda and Erik, but at least we would've kept you along till after them.


Bahahaha that's all you are. Just a pawn. Too bad your SOOO stupid you chose the side that was gonna screw you over earlier. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[John 'J.P' Palyok]

"that's probably why he didn't even really give it a shot"


Oh and don't ever, EVER say anything like that to ANYONE again without knowing the complete facts. You think I didn't try in this game? Oooooh boy if you said that to me in person I would've slapped you silly. How in the hell would you know? Are you cheating as well? Do you have access to my confessional? No.



This is a PRIME example of why people should NEVER talk out of their ass because if they lie, or they just say something without having no knowledge on the situation whatsoever, it can get them in real deep shit. Frosti, I'm trying to help you here boy, in the real world, never do this, you could seriously get bashed up by someone. Let this be a lesson to you.




And by the way can I just say that you're a real idiot for not shutting up when I told you to shut up? Who does that? If we were playing a game for a million dollars and you did what you did, I would have to call you THE BIGGEST ASININE IN SURVIVOR HISTORY. I have the power you have to do as I say, if I say you won't get my vote if you respond to my attacks, and you respond, it means I won't vote for you.


Would you REALLY throw away ONE MILLION DOLLARS just because you go INSANE and you HAVE to fight back when someone attacks you?






Anyway, welcome Sherea and Eliza. Sherea you intrigued me because it seems like you were actually in with Jaime, JK, Brady, Amanda and Erik. Were you? Were they planning to take you to the 6?

[John 'J.P' Palyok]

Oh I just have to mention looking at the challenge that clearly Jaime and JK have been outed as the biggest threats.


What I'll be interested to see is if Brady, Amanda or Erik actually try to screw them over. It would be in their best interest, and I would vote for them in a second if they did. Whether they do it now, or at the final 5, it doesn't matter.


But if they just continue to be pawns and let them win...I'll treat em as pawns...and if they're in the final 3...I'll really let em have it.

[parvati]

JP <3

[Frosti]

John fucking P, you sir are the biggest sore loser I have EVER met!! You're claiming I'm the worst player ever only because you yourself didn't even get to play the game at all. You know that you had potential to do amazing things, but you never had a chance to do anything besides jerk off JohnK and Brady. "You two are the best... keep up the good work. *Tugs*

Also... to be honest with you... Chicken > JP/Sherea combined... Both Me and Chicken survived every tribal council of the game and organized each and every vote of this game. We were always talking and discussing what to do next. Now, what exactly did You and Sherea do?? Ummm??? Win one stupid little luck challenge and re-enter the game?? Then once back in the game you STILL did nothing just as you did when you were actually IN the game.

As for what you said about not choosing You or Travis. Well, you said I would get further with you guys, but I really highly doubt that. I was the one to choose to go after Rory/Brook. Me and Chicken completely fucked you guys over. We even told Mia to not help you guys, since she was F3 with Me and Chicken. And she listened. So the next week Travis ACTUALLY expected me to help him out, like two days after I had eliminated his two main allies. I highly doubted he'd let me slide one week without voting me out. Therefore, I took the better option of JohnK and his merry men, and took both Travis and then JP out. It was my more logical option. So shut your fucking face JP, shove a tampon up your fuckin puss, and stop whining like a goddamed girl. IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU SUCKED IN THIS GAME... BOTH TIMES... IT IS YOUR OWN FAULT SO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU BIG FUCKING PUSSY.

[John 'J.P' Palyok]

Bahahahaha what a loser


In the end you still got screwed by your so called friends, and I will laugh and laugh at you as long as you keep sticking up for them...bahahahha


And btw ~ Mia actually approached me about an alliance, and she was gung ho for it, but because you and Chicken were so stupid and didn't want to go against your ''friends'' (ooh they're just the best aren't they, they really carried you to the end) she couldn't do anything about it.



Hahahahahaha you think you and Chicken were so good.....I think that if you asked every single person in this game they would all agree that you 2 were the biggest morons in Survivor history..trust me I wouldn't be calling you a moron if you didn't like such a big arrogant cock. And because you keep falsely attacking me, saying that I did ''nothing'' in this game, I won't be leaving you alone my dear boy






AND BAHAHAHAHAHAHA you think Sherea's piss weak?!? I find it EXTREMELY funny that Jaime, Amanda, Erik, Brady and JK had MORE allegiance to Sherea when they knew her for like 2 days than YOU!!! BAHAHAHAHA did you see their posts when she got booted? They were so sad bahahahah you suck Frosti




I am not a sore loser. You my dear little child....are a strange one. You have some strange explanation for everything you've done...but you just contradict yourself every single time. How ANYONE can choose to be voted out final 9 over getting voted out final 6 is beyond me....it just shows how absolutely stupid and pathetic you are.




If you were actually smart enough to understand what I'm saying, I'm not saying that by you not alligning with me in particular that you are the worst player. That would be nepotism. What I'm saying is by you choosing this alliance over that alliance when you knew that you were on the clear end of it....it just bewilders me.



You are a dipshit, a disphit, a very big dishpit! Tralalala. For some reason you despise the core Lopevi boys over John K and Erik when in fact THEY screwed you over more than any of us put together!! It's crazy! I think you're crazy





And HHHAHAHAHAHA are you calling me a pussy? Do you even know what that means in slang terms? God you're an idiot, you are a real idiot. In the context of what you said, you clearly don't. BAHAHAHAHA ;D

Then once back in the game you STILL did nothing just as you did when you were actually IN the game.

GAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAA HOOOOOOO HAAAAA!! Is this all you have to say? For some reason you keep echoing this again, and again, and again......when you know yourself that you're making up shit? Is this the only argument you have?? Get off the comp., go to school, and pay attention. Hahahahahah

[John 'J.P' Palyok]

Aug 8, 2009 10:24:40 GMT -5 Travis "Bubba" Sampson said:

lol I love the jury

Me too!!


In the game, Frosti is of no use, but in the jury.....he's of every use you could possibly imagine!! USE USE USE HIM!!

[parvati]

ROFL!

[parvati]

Welcome Eliza and Sherea. Congrats on making it this far in the game. I have some questions for u girls.


Who would you like to see join you next?

What made people target you?

Who do you see going to the end?

Who are you routing for?

[Frosti]

JP, you're SO fucking jealous that I was the King of this game when you were just some sorry sack of shit that did absoluetely nothing. Can you please lists for me what EXACTLY you did in this game?? Actually... I'll do it for you...

Week 1 - Elimination === NOTHING

And as for your proposal of asking everyone on the Jury who is the biggest idiot of us all. WELL GO FOR IT YOU SON OF A FUCKIN BITCH!! Cuz I guarantee you that's one vote I'll lose

JP, go play in traffic. You're a whiny little 3 year old and no one cares what your puny Outcast mind thinks. Now GTFO, shut your mouth, and go twiddle your fucking thumbs like you did all game.